If I Had A Million Dollars
I love that song by the Barenaked Ladies (most awesome band name ever). It's so cute. Back when finances weren't so tight, it was fun and fanciful.
In fact, Hubby and I would drop everything to dance with each other when it came on. I was even late for work once because of it.
I've never bought a green dress, but I know the first thing Hubby better get me when we win the lottery (that we don't play). Well, I guess it would come after he got a monkey. He's always wanted a monkey.
Completely aside from green dresses and monkeys, Travie McCoy has upped the ante with the most recent money song to hit the charts. The one that starts "I wanna be a Billionaire, so fricking bad."
That "fricking" comes from the radio version.
I. HAD. NO. IDEA. it was anything else until Hubby looked it up on U-Tube because he had never heard it. Good thing the kids weren't in the room.
I guess a million dollars is just too passe these days?
Like, if it was, "I wanna be a millionaire, so fricking bad," he would get laughed at?
A la, Dr. Evil in Austin Powers.
I like lasers.
Actually, I just like saying "laay zehrs" with my pinkie finger up by my mouth and "surprise" eyebrows.
OK, enough about that - let's just open a whole bag of "sht" on the laser matter.
Anywho, a more accurate theme song for my life is, "Money, Money, Money" by ABBA.
I work all night
I work all day
To pay the bills
I have to pay
No one said life was going to be a bowl of cherries, right?
- Really, we have been blessed. As the Rolling Stones said, "You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need."
- And it's a good thing you Can't Buy Me Love. Because I wouldn't sell the love I have for or get from my family even if it made me a billionaire.