Last night at Bunco, I started writing down bits and pieces of what I heard and had no idea how I was going to string it into a story for you all. Then, I realized IT'S TUESDAY!
Random Thoughts Tuesday - no stringing required!
So here goes total random things I heard at Bunco last night:
~ 12 women + alcohol = a sound that does not occur in nature
~ One of those and I'd be under the table. Like in a Bunco coma; a buncoma
~ Toss 'em with flourish
~ So did you get any?
No, but I will later.
~ We have a bonus player people, Sugar is in the house!
~ I was doing great at losing, but now I'm not.
~ I try to yell at a low level.
~ Shut Up!
No, you shut up!
Shut the f up!
Shtup, shtup, shtup, shtup!
~ Picture Pages, Picture Pages, Time to get you Picture Pages, Time to get your crayons and your pencils. . .
~ My boys can swim!
~ Chest bumping! Owwww!
~ It's like a squishy dildo . . . with only one ball.
~ Big Mistake. Big. Huge.
~ Possible Bunco injuries: sprained wrist, drunken fall
~ It's not fit for human consumption, but you can cook an egg with it.
~ I just need to lose.
~ Oooo, a three way.
~ Can you keep the noise below the level of a jet engine?
~ Why can't you NOT like something on Facebook?
~ Deep Throating
~ Uh, No.
Well, it doesn't get much randomer than that. Click here or on the pretty purple button at the top of the page for more randomness.
- Last night was sooo much fun! Girlfriend time is the best!
- You can put your own spin on anything on the list and you'll most likely be spinning the right way. We're just wild and crazy that way.