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In the shower, some people sing, some people pray, some people just get it done.
But my husband, well, he thinks random thoughts. And he has the “courtesy” to share them with me.
I’m so proud to be married to a man with such a brilliant mind – he is a member of MENSA after all.
Philosophers have pondered, debated & written theories on everything imaginable. However, my husband has given me and everyone reading this blog something to think about.
A recent sample of his random thoughts:
In a backward world, what if air was replaced by water?
Would toilets be filled with air?
Would fish breathe air while we breathed water?
Sounds to me, like he’s ready for summer and swimming. Or a vacation that involves SCUBA diving.
Now, for the scary (not so proud) revelation:
In a bizarro (as if the air/water thing weren’t bizarre enough) world, what if the human body worked backward?
Would we suck crap up our butt instead of it coming out?
Would it make its way up through the body so our mouths expel food?
Where would our teeth be located, in our butt?
These are the things he thinks about in the shower. How the hell did he get admitted into MENSA? Perhaps he should be admitted to a mental institute.
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time . . .
Silver lining:
- I’m having a tough time with this one. I suppose there are worse things he could be doing in the shower, like singing.
